Jay

a lovely human who loves to fuck Simpson characters for a living and eventually becomes one. This man is usually seen with fobs who worship him like a cow. He vegan but eats chicken leg bis occasionally. If you see him in the hallways you should go take a picture with him and get an autograph because he is medium-rare. Good luck and beware, because you will be eaten.

Did that kid just paint himself yellow? He's gonna look like such a Jay!