Ploop

A poop that shoots out of your ass and splashes in the toilet.

My butt was well lubed today! It's ploop ploop ploop!

Cheese Whiz

Refers to farting when you pee.

Guy1: Jesus! Who just cut the cheese?
Guy2: I did! I'm taking a piss! I always fart when I piss!
Guy1: I sometimes do too! It's called a cheese whiz!

Guy1: Yours stinks worse then mine! I gettin the fuck outa here!

Joe Biden

A brain-dead boob that serves as a puppet for the democratic party and those wealthy individuals that contribute to it.

That idiot Joe Biden just attempted to stumble thru another news conference. Can't get thru one sentence.

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