shitcracker

1. A person who is adept at busting lies and cracking bullshit. They work on the same principle as nutcrackers, but instead of cracking nuts or genitalia, they are used by others as tools to bite open hardened lumps of feces that may spout out from a person's mouth or anus.

2. A retarded person

1. Guy: What were you saying about Brown's cows lighting shit on your doorstep?
Girl: It gives me quite the shits
Guy: Your lies fool no one, not even me
Girl: Good for you shitcracker

2. Guy: See that guy over there?
Guy 2: Yeah, what a shitcracker
Guy: And see his girlfriend?
Guy 2: Yeah, shitcracker and cheese.
Guy: Let's hope he's not lactose intolerant.

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fudgeweed

A sigh or any variation of an expression for relief usually invoked after taking a long and relaxing piss.

Can also be used when sitting down after a piss.

The fudgeweed is sexist and is an experience that can only be enjoyed by the male penis. It cannot be confused with the orgasm, as the latter is slightly better.

fudge weed piss good orgasm

Guy: Maannnn that felt good
Girl: What did you do?
Guy: I just had a fudgeweed
Girl: Damn, I wish I could have one too!

Man walks into a board meeting after narrowly escaping a fatal car accident
CEO: Why are you late punk?
Man: Ahh fudgeweed!

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