ROTFLMFAO

Stands for rolling on the floor laughing my fucking ass off. Also known as post '04 election syndrome.

Everytime I think of that guy outside the Columbus, Ohio Victory '04 Bush tour stop, I'm ROTFLMFAO at how he kept chanting "Four more days."

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Hulk Hogan

One of the most influential and recognizable pro wrestlers of all time. The Joe Montana of wrestling.

You better say your prayers and eat your vitamins, brother!

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Hank III

A true musical talent who does traditional country and heavy metal sometimes in the same concert. Also the bass player for Superjoint Ritual. Hank III is the grandson of Hank Williams and the son of Hank Williams Jr.

"Alright my name's Hank Willaims the Third and this is the damn band, and we don't really appriciate the radio stations not playin' guys like Wayne Hancock or Dale Watson or Big Sandy and the Fly-Rite Boys or Johnny Dilks or on and on and on, the guys who are really trying to preserve country music of today. They just don't know what the fuck is goin' on and one day they will come around I'll tell ya."

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Volkswagen

The car that hate built.

Batmobile is to Batman as VW is to Hitler.

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Steve Earle

A true artist in the realm of music. Steve Earle is difficult to define, is he rock, country, folk, contemporary, political, or even bluegrass? He's famous for the country hits Copperhead Road, and Guitar town, but he's put Nirvana's Breed on an album, he's done a record with the Del McCoury band, made controversy by making songs like John Walker's Blues, and even toured solo acoustic a time or two. Check out his website and his music.

Steve, you may be a democrat, but we still love you.

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Career Suicide

To perform an action or partake in an activity that will totally discredit you and nullify any chance of personal advancement.

"Going into the room alone with a guest at a hotel is career suicide. Just ask Kobe's alleged victim. Do you notice the day after the accusations spread they said 'former' hotel worker?"

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Dixie-Chicked

To make comments or express opinions in order to advance yourself in the public eye, or to draw attention to yourself, with the intent of a positive reaction, but resulting in a life-altering negative effect on your life personally or professionally. See Career suicide

"Do you remember in O Brother Where Art Thou when the candidate for Gov. told everyone he was in the KKK? Man, he totally Dixie-Chicked right there."

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