wet congress

Coined in honor of the historic "wet congress" of 1927, it is when a condom is filled with water and tied closed. The condom is then inserted into an orifice. A male's penis is then inserted forcefully into the same orifice. With some hard movement, the force is so great it ruptures the condom, sending water bursting into the chosen orifice.

"Oh my god, that wet congress made me soo wet"

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skyway

When two people connect their assholes with a plastic tube, preferably clear. They take turns pooping, sending eachothers poop back and forth until either the skyway is full or their bowels are empty.

Think of a bustling metro skyway, except instead of business people passing through, it is human excrement.

A: "I have to poop"
B: "I have to poop too"
A: "Wanna skyway?"
B: "Is that even a question"

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