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Highways with very low speed limits like 50 km/h, especially the ones that have alot of traffic lights and traffic jams and / or grid lock and was proposed as a freeway but got stopped due to NIMBYism. Some would be Provincial Highways in The City of Vancouver (BC) like route 1A/99A, 7A, 7, 99, 1A/99.
I got peshed and raced my car at 2 in the morning down the dogway at 320km/h!
HOLY SHIT Vancouver has alot of dogways!
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A mineral used for insulation that is fatal when its fibers are inhaled and is associated with asbestosis (scarring of the lungs), lung cancer, and methothelioma. Theres many types of asbestos. One type is called Chrysotile, or, most commonly referred to as "White Asbestos" that has a melting point of 1500°C. Because if its resistence to both high heat and chemicals it was widely used from the 1880's to the late 1970's in many industrial applications, as well as in many homes.
Old buildings are full of asbestos. The best thing to do is encapsulate. If it is friable, in bad condition, call asbestos abatement crews to come treat it. Asbestos poses no threat if it is in good contition.
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(If you speak German you will or should know what this is already!)
Kannst du Deutsch dann hättest du wohl schon gewuÃt worum es hier geht, dir kÅnnte ich keinen groÃeren Hinweis als dieser Satz bieten! ;) Verstehst du nun?!
A spider! A spinny thing is a spider!
(Eine Spinne!!! Ein spinnendes Ding! Ein spinnendes Spinneding!)
Makes sense dunnit? Its that horrific looking 8 legged arachnid thingie that spins webs and makes you scream when it crawls up your leg!
In German its 'die Spinne' pronunciation is (more or less) 'd spinny'.
1. I really hate those spinny things! Crush them any time I see a Spinny Thing!
2. The French calls their peanuts "l'arachide" look awfully like "l'arachnids" dunnit, an intentional pun (peanuts do taste and smell like spinny things except the spinny things are million times worse) :p
3. Spin goes the spinny thing spinny spin spin <stomp> the spinny' thing spins no more! Huge spinny thing that was!
4. The Germans called it a 'Spinne' from the beginning because that is what it is! It's only logical to call a Spinny Thing a 'Spinne' but if its up to me I would call it 'die Spinnendesache' or 'das Spinnendeding' ie 'the Spinny Thing' to make it complete!
Cigarette Beer Truck Man
If you like to smoke cigarettes, drink beer, and drive a truck especially a Ford 150 at the same time then you are a Cigarette Beer Truck Man!
German/Deutsch: ZBL Mann
Zigarette Bier Lastwagen Mann
Wenn du gerne rauchst, Bier geniesst, unheimliche Freude beim Lastwagen fahren hast (besonderes wenns um 'nen Ford F-150 geht) und du machst sehr oft was ich gerade gesagt habe, dann bist du einen Zigarette Bier Lastwagen Mann, so bezeichnest du dich mit dieser schöner Etikette!!!
Ach scheiÃe! Er ist der Zigarette Bier Lastwagen Man!
That stupid CBT Man!
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Cigarette Beer Truck Man
If you like to smoke cigarettes, drink beer, and drive a truck especially a Ford 150 at the same time then you are a Cigarette Beer Truck Man!
German/Deutsch: ZBL Mann
Zigarette Bier Lastwagen Mann
Wenn du Rauchst gerne, Bier geniesst, Lastwagen magst (besonderes 'ne Ford F-150) und du machst sehr oft was ich gerade gesagt habe, dann bist du einen Zigarette Bier Lastwagen Mann!
Ah scheiÃe! Es ist den Zigarette Bier Lastwagen Man!
That stupid CBT Man!
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The awful smell that lingers on any objects but especially your hand and or fingers if you accidently come into contact with poopie poo, and will not come off no matter how much you scrub and wash with soap and water! The poo molecules embed themselves into pores of your skin and under your finger nails. The smell will only reduce slightly after several thorough washes and will only dissapear completely after several days to a week depending on the severity of the infestation.
The smell, although awful, does not propagate far; infact it in most cases does not propagate at all, thus the only way to detect it is to sniff your hands and fingers. If it travels within and no more than 1Metre then it can be classified as 'borderline pooey' otherwise then it no longer fits the description of pooey.
A common cause is heavy physical activity or the use of laxatives or stool softeners: it results in the leakage and the formation of track marks on your pants. It is a common and major cause for embaressment for I quote me mate once saying to me:
"I used to have hots for me twinkie, but he turned me off because there is a pooey smell emanating from his trousers! He should clean or at least wipe after his workout before coming to me flat, god forbid me finding brown on myne bed sheets!"
1. The poor chap on holiday in Vancouver unknowingly sat on the fold down seats in the front outhouse section of the poop poo train. Now all his clothes and hands have an aweful disgusting pooey smell.
2. He fingered his twink without wearing gloves. While his twink had an awesome time, he was left with pooey smelling fingers!
3. After pulling back up his pants and trousers, washing his hands and leaving the loo, he got into bed for a nice kip. He scratched his itchy nose with his hand and the disgusting pooey smell hit him like a ton of bricks and eventually realised that some poopie poo molecules must have liquified, leaked out, covered a large surface area of his behind and dried. He took a few sheets from the loo roll and wiped as far out as the areas close to the hips, where it is normally not necessary to wipe, and to his horror, the paper showed hints of brown with the exact same pooey smell!
4. The customer checked out of the hotel immediately disgusted with the thought of the previous guest having wiped or dried between the cracks without having cleansed that part properly, and the hotel's failure to swap out the pooey smelling bath towels.
5. Sometimes a light pooey smell can mimick the smell of Cheezies, certain cheeses, and even certain types of South Asian Cuisine, such as a Chinese dish called 'Gai-Lan with Oyster Sauce' (a type of veg) popular in Hong Kong and Guang Dong!
An upwards trending or bullish market, regardless of the financial instrument. It can be forex, stocks, options, futures etc... The bull is the cow of the market so whenever the market is going bull it is referred to a mooket.
If you make short position, pull backs/retracements are known as a bullback or the market going moo
If you make long position, pull backs/retracements are known as a bearback 'bare-backs'
These terms can be used to curse the market when your trade goes bad
I just made a short position on the EUR/USD but the market just turned into a mooket!!! Damn moo moos!!!!
I made a long position in the mooket but I keep getting bearbacked!!!!