The Silly Goose

There are many silly gooses around the world. Even the universe. But there is only ONE silly goose that is THE silly goose.

The silly goose is someone called Alex. Alex is the silly goose.

Nobody can object because it's a fact.

"Hey have you seen the silly goose today?"

"Oh yeah, I saw Alex this morning"

Caitlime

Caitlime is the second shortest person in the world-almost impossible to see with the naked eye.

Many scientists have studied this rare, short phenomenon called Caitlime.

"Have you seen Caitlime?"

"No..She jumped off my microscope:( "