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euphorbic

Displaying or possessing a crude, disgusting character or personality that can only thrive in the cracks of society. Named after euphoriae weeds that grow in driveway cracks.

There are not many redeemable qualities of the euphorbic users of facebook.

by ninjaneere November 2, 2020

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Boogaloo

etymlogy: Old Scot bogill, British English bugbear

A deformed, stunted, hostile creature that hides in the woods and molests children while blaming rich people they don't like for their actions

When the storm came, the boogaloo boys just sat at home and whined about not getting satellite tv signal

by ninjaneere September 14, 2020

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comeuppance

When a guy pulls out for a facial, but has a strong vertical finish a little early and hits himself in his own face.

She hated getting a squirt in the face, but thoroughly enjoyed his comeuppance.

by ninjaneere July 31, 2021


Apophenia

A gathering of Apophs, Type I worshipers of Apophis who traditionally practiced by pinning notes to walls and stringing yarn between between them. Newer sects prefer to practice by creating images that ignore whitespace, contrast and general taste.

Occasionally, practitioners can be seen in message boards proclaiming faith by acting as if they need to eat a candy bar or something, and less often can be spotted in public trying to save children through acts of extreme futility.

The Apophenia at the campaign rally refused to wear masks in protest of measures meant to keep them and those around from getting sick, claiming the illness was a fake media hoax.

by ninjaneere September 15, 2020