kiwi

Team Kiwi, people who do stupid things

Jumping out of a tree onto a soiled mattress

11👍 71👎

mortal kombat

A phrase shouted when battle between two martial artists is about to take place.

"Chao and Chi, step into the ring"
Contestants prepare to battle.
"...MORTAL KOMBAT!!!!"

70👍 24👎

Soup

realy hot

"100 degres now thats soup!!"

6👍 19👎

penis

The tool of man. A paintbrush; a dancer; a lover; a hater; a fucker; a pleasure-mobile; the best.

I need my penis-in-a-jar back... its love making time!

8👍 21👎

wino

homeless drunk?

<Saw it in one of John Grisham's Novels -- the one about the lawyer who after surviving a hostage situation involving a homeless person, quits his job and dedicates his life to working for the homeless>

44👍 138👎

ashburnham

a fucking small town in MA.

ashburnham is the gayest place ever, there nothing to do here. wtf

50👍 25👎

spaztastic

Shows hyperness like fantastic

That car is spaztastic

5👍 7👎