doing the charles

1. The action of committing a sudden, blunt act of fruity or homosexual nature.
2. Doing a situationally strange action in front of a group of your friends, such as sucking the end of a dirty hairbrush.

Brady: “What was Gabriel doing with that fried eggplant last night at the campfire?”
Ricky: “I saw that, mans really started doing the charles.”

the v-day curse

(aka. the valentine’s day curse)

a curse set on a person that dooms any relationship they would have to break up right before February 14; they are always lonely on valentine’s day no matter how many SOs they might have had.

Alex: Hey Jaden, what are you getting your girl for Valentine’s Day?

Jaden: She broke up with me yesterday out of nowhere, i swear it’s the v-day curse at me again.