dangerection

the potential erection at inappropriate times.

apply when: thinking of a hot girl while in the locker room, thinking of hot girls while getting Communion from priest, when your drunk non-attractive gal pal lies on your lap...

Katie is like a sister to me...so when she was about to lay her head in my lap, I was worried about dangerection.

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misderection

The result of a man being sexually aroused by a woman, only to realize later the arouser is a man.

Doug found himself as a deeply wounded victim of misderection while visiting a massage parlor in Thailand

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