Inverse armor law

The inverse armor law states: The less visible armor on a female character, the more protection

Jake: Hey have you played that new game recently?
John: No I don't like its use of the Inverse armor law
Jake: All the more boobies for me

Paraphilia Parry

subverting expectations by acting like you're sexually into something another person has done.

Dan: I'm gonna stab you
Josh: Ahn! yes please!
Dan: What the fuck???
Josh: The Paraphilia Parry; works every time.

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Madlad

A madlad is someone who does things out of the norm.

Hey you guy whos reading this, you,re not a madlad