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A disease that you will get if you EVER masturbate. Thats right if you are a guy and you EVER!!! masturbate than your penis will fall of and will be replace by a blue waffle, Google Blue waffle if you would like to know what it is
Omg i was so horny last night and i masturbated and this morning Instead of my usual morning wood i had a blue waffle!!!
My girlfriend wouldn't have sex with me so i masturbated and when i woke up i had a blue waffle, now i'm not sure how to have sex with it.
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when you take a shit in the woods and dont wipe your ass.
man 1: man i had to take a shit and had no tp.
man 2: so you had to go mushing?
man 1: yha man it sucked so bad.
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Human Centapied Surgery. the surgery that is preformed on the movie "The Human Centapied". the most horable surgery.
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a fat person that likes to have sex with turtles and eat midgets. A guy that likes to touch peoples nipples regardless of their gender. A guy that distrubutes child pornography. Makes children cry, and makes old ladies shit themselves.
omg i didn't know there were any mushu's in this town.
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the same as "doggie style" but much much rougher. so hard infact that it makes you bleed
"I couldn't walk straight for a week after having scaggie style with this guy. "I had to put ice imbetween my theighs for 5 hours after getting it scaggie style.
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