bomptch

the sound a car makes when it takes off

its an onomatapoeia, so the sound is *bomptch*

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shrapnel

the sudden reminants of the explosion from a wet fart

i bent over to pick something up and i felt warm shrapnel on my cheeks

my mum thought i was wearing floral underwear, but i told her it was my shrapnel stains

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Dirty Nobbynob

A man who can complete a multitude of tasks hidden in a bush.

Jack: I found someone Nobbynobbing my mums bush last nite

Dirty Nobbynob : she loved it