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an email account that will keep spamming your inbox sometimes when you try sharing something with lots of people
if only i wouldn't keep getting so many emails from Message delivery subsystem saying "message not sent" when i try sharing something to lots of school email accounts from my private email.
when youve had so much sex that ur dick is swelling. same thing with fapping.
i got plush dick cuz i took multiple pics of mom taking a shit with a camera i taped onto the ceiling. and fapped to that too much! im suprised she didnt notice it. gonna have to edit the part out of my dad jacking off.
what i do when theres no clean dishes by taking the one with the least spots.
i didnt do the dishes for a week and i want coffee so im gonna improvise.
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when i stuck a piece of toilet paper up my meat socket cuz i was out of tampons.
a guy who hogs his gf's ass and doesnt let his freind have a turn.
you are such an ass potato! u promised i could have a turn too!
When you somehow get into someone's Google account and that one usually gets lotsa mail.
I got freaking spamnado just after I hacked sssnipperwolf's account
someone who runs around corners alot.
sam: hi uncle john!
john: no its uncle peeler to you.
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