blow bleed

to get a nosebleed from blowing ur nose

i got a huge blow bleed when i blew my nose. there was blood everywhere!

when i get blow bleeds, or even nosebleeds, i just let it leak into a cup and continue what im doing untill the cup is 1/4 full. im too lazy to take care of it right away.

cranking back

when you are leaning back in your chair.

my dad busted me cranking back.

windfarm

a word meaning buttbag

guy impersonating trump: i gotta windfarm in my pants.

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splix.io

a game that is so rigged.

splix.io is too hard.

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ball bleed

a thing u get when ur balls are so itchy to where they bleed from itching too much.

i had ball bleed from accidentally falling into poison ivy while taking a shit in the forest.

set ur own bedtime

a thing kids do where if their parents arent keeping track of time and it is past ur bedtime, you take advantage by not going to bed untill they yell "its way past ur bedtime!".

guy 1: im tired of having to go to bed at ten!

guy 2: how about you set ur own bedtime

guy 1: thats a great idea! but im gonna need a plan.

503

a code meaning service not available. or when a website is temporarily unavailable.

i got error 503 when i tried going on this one site.

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