windowlicker

a nickname for someone who is really ticking u off.

person 1: get roasted!

person 2: oh shut up windowlicker.

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tard

a word meaning tarder sauce.

Me to annoying kid:shut up tard
Teacher: hey watch ur mouth!
Me: I meant like tarder sauce

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magic!

samson: wew how do do that with the bot?
bran: magic! (ﾉ◕ヮ◕)ﾉ*:･ﾟ✧ ✧ﾟ･: *

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uplikes

another word for thumbs up.

my video got 23K uplikes.

water rights

Prior appropriation water rights is the legal doctrine that the first person to take a quantity of water from a water source for "beneficial use"—agricultural, industrial or household —has the right to continue to use that quantity of water for that purpose.

what the heck is water rights?

hit the sack

when u get hit in the balls.

now my nuts are sooo huge cuz of that one morning i woke up and accidentally hit the sack.

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morning blues

1. when you stayed up way too late and you dont want to get up for work.
2. when you usually get up early in the morning and it is the middle of winter.

sometimes i get the morning blues from staying up all night.

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