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what they serve in all school cafeterias across the country
todays special: dog food (liver and shit flavored)
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one who excessively gives rim jobs and loves the "chocolate" toppings they tend to get on the tip of their tongue.
Mary dumped her boyfriend because he was a total cheekmuncher.
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that annoying thing that wakes u up in the middle of the night just because ur idiot friend broke up with her loser boyfriend.
i hate my phone i hate my phone i hate my phone!
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a menatlly challanged gay bandit.
Bob married Chris not knowing he was a homofagtard.
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Kyle chocked on Garys 5 pounds.
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the cheap substitute for a date, usually considered better in bed because they lie perfectly still and never get their partner and them selves caught by moaning loudly.*note biting the blow up doll on the shoulder during sex is not advised due to the chances that u will pop ur "partner"*
Instead of dating real girls Jason took to sleeping with blow up dolls.
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the effect of sleeping with a hooker with crabs, by the next morning after the encounter the male realizez that the head of his genitals has broken off inside the hooker
After a night of painful sloppy sex Freddy noticed that he had come down with headdisapearance.
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