blow up doll

the cheap substitute for a date, usually considered better in bed because they lie perfectly still and never get their partner and them selves caught by moaning loudly.*note biting the blow up doll on the shoulder during sex is not advised due to the chances that u will pop ur "partner"*

Instead of dating real girls Jason took to sleeping with blow up dolls.

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sac-affixiation

the act of choking and a mans testicals and loosing air due to the large ball of pubic hair lodged in ones throat.

Molly's grandfather died of sac-affixiation

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headdisapearance

the effect of sleeping with a hooker with crabs, by the next morning after the encounter the male realizez that the head of his genitals has broken off inside the hooker

After a night of painful sloppy sex Freddy noticed that he had come down with headdisapearance.

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deep throater

one who can take a mans full penis length in their mouth without gagging. *note if the penis is less than 5 inches deep throating is not possible*

Maggie was known as a deep throater all throughout her school.

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ercetile disfunction

what happens when a guys gets a pice of cotton stuck into the tip of his penis

Bradley suffered from erectile disfuntion for several weeks because he thought it would be fun to stick a Q tip in the tip.

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cow boy

a sick bastard dressed up im leather riding animals around a ring for his fans and later having sex with the bulls and goats.

Dont let ur babies grow up to be cow boys! thats animal cruelty

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tuna muncher

1 an animal or creature that eats tuna fish
2 someone male or female who licks dirty pussies

1 that dolphin is such a tuna muncher

2 wow john is such a dirty tuna muncher

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