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A sexual act involving two partners, a diving board, and a pool at least 7 feet deep. The receiving partner is in the water, with their orifice of choice facing upwards and above the water. The other partner climbs the diving board, jumps off, and penetrates the other in the water. Whether you hit or miss, this is guaranteed to be quite an experience for both of you.
"Babe, I love you and all, but I wanna spice things up, sexually."
"You want spice? I will give you Poseidon's revenge with full force, how's that for spice?"
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the state of being single, but telling an interested woman that you have a girlfriend. this will incite the forbidden sexual thrill and spontaneity of the real thing, but does not actually involve hiding information from someone, hence the "vegan".
"What do you mean Sarah's really your cousin?"
"Yeah, I just told you she was my girlfriend. You sure outfucked her. That's vegan cheating for you."
"I guess I did, huh?"
A sexual act/act of disrespect where one ejaculates into an instrument (typically brass or woodwind), then blows said ejaculate into the face of an unsuspecting listener.
"The band director is really pissing me off today."
"Let's give that motherfucker a creampied piper. That'll teach him."