chocolate maintenance

The use of chocolate to detoxify habitual users of heroin or opiate painkillers.

Typical dialog from someone on chocolate maintenance:

"OMG, I am so dopesick.. HAND OVER THAT CADBURY BAR!!"

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handbag

1. To shove or push someone in the face. Unlike striking.

No punches were thrown, only some handbags.

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dr. dew

Mixed beverage containing approximately 2/3rds Mountain Dew and 1/3rd Dr. Pepper.

If you're gonna do the dew, consult your doctor! dr. dew.

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owns

To be excellent or superior.

That new video game owns!

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pressure kickflip

A skateboarding flip trick similar to a kickflip. The difference is that there is no pop (ollie.) The trick is usually preformed coming out of a grind. The board essentially falls off of the object (ledge/etc.) and flips.

Popularized by such skaters as Rick Howard and Marc Johnson. And is not to be mistaken for a "pressure flip" which is an entirely different trick.

Did you see MJ's opener in Fully Flared? He did a grind on a bent over parking post with a pressure kickflip out.

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reality tunnel

a myopic system of thoughts laid down by past experience, shaped by parents, culture, society, institutions, conditioning and any other re-imprinting techniques one discovers - to guide the human biosystem through his/her environment.

most people seem to go through their reality tunnel without ever questioning what is outside it and who built it, and what other choices there are as far as models/contructs go.

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kicky

The kicking of legs by someone who is grumpy, whiney or uncomfortable. Small children often exhibit this kind of behavior.

If you don't stop with the kicky, I'm gonna break out the body pillow shield!

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