Elsie

Taking a picture of someone else while pretending that you're taking a selfie.

I took an elsie of the hot chick on a nude beach while pretending to take a selfie. She never suspected a thing!

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Duddling

A male who shoots only duds (sperm).

Justin is a duddling. He hasn't been able to get any of his girlfriends pregnant after 10 years of trying.