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When you're obliterated off hard cider and try to face throttle an inanimate object.
Mark's been in the hospital for a little over a year now. Last Christmas he cider-me-silly'd an outlet and got a lethal dose of electricity pumped into his meat hose. Turned it purple.
When a tella tubby-like man/woman shows itself to you during a traumatic sleep-paralysis episode, and as a result, your asshole can't stop winking like one of the creatures glossy, artificial eyes.
I can't imagine what the toilet sees while my stink is tinky wink-ing.
What happens to a penis when its rock hard, yet unbelievably cold, as in frozen.
Mark had an icicle crick rolling, and I told him, "better get that looked at."