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When you take such a huge crap that 10% of the poop sits above water in the bowl.
PF Changs lends itself well to constructing these monstrosities.
Props if your glacial creation crosses the toilet seat plane.
Two eggrolls and a double serving of beef lo main left me with only one option after lunch...glacier dump in the executive suite. It was epic.
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Formal version of horse cock
Check out a spanish stallion mid summer.
Alex Trebec: This is the formal term for horse cock...
Contestant: What is penis equus?
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When a man gets an erection because he is either thinking about or currently enjoying multiple manly things at once.
Manly things may include, but are not limited to: beer, boxing, hot wings, UFC, jack daniels, pornographic material, (fantasy) football, full-contact football, meaty subs measured in foot increments, anything flannel, boobs, dip, shit and fart jokes.
Bro 1: I wonder what they'll show tomorrow night at the bar, there's a UFC and boxing PPV at the same time.
Bro 2: Damn. They should play both, then sprinkle porn on a couple TVs, too.
Bro 1: Amazing, then think about all the wings and beer we'll have...maybe pack a lip, too?
Bro 2: I'm getting a manrection just thinking about it.
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Farts that are caused by and are precursors to large doodies.
Doodie barks are a temporary form of relief from the discomfort of having to poop, when dumping is not an option.
They usually smell like the danger ahead.
"Oh dude, that fart smells like shit, gross"
"Yea I've had the doodie barks all morning. Thanks to this conference call I haven't had the chance to drop Obama off in the Oval Office."
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Similar to a horseshoe, it's when a lip is packed cheek to cheek with a bomber of chew.
"Dude, this car ride is beat, got any chaw left? I see that mouthpiece you're rocking."
"Sorry Bro. Emptied the tin. Feeling fucking money."
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When you leave your ejaculate on your (or your girl's) stomach and pass out.
On the coldest and loneliest of evenings, use your cumforter as an added layer of insulation.
Bro 1: Dude, last night I was so tired after tugging it I passed right out and left myself a bell full of mess.
Bro 2: At least the cumforter kept you warm.
Bro 1: Yea, but it was a bitch cleaning the fuzzies off my stomach this morning.
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Losing the ability to poop when you lose that home field advantage.
May be a result of changes in eating and drinking habits, elevation, fiber intake, stress, etc.
Vacation constipation is usually followed by a glacier dump.
I'm having a horrible case of vacation constipation...can't wait to get back home and drop a couple belt notches.
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