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toaster

a toaster uses magical power to turn bread into toast in 2 minutes or something.

toaster something

by nolifejim November 23, 2020

21πŸ‘ 1πŸ‘Ž


mommy i have aids

mommy i have aids is what you say to mommy when you have aids.

jmal "mommy i have aids."
mommy "ok then jmal."

by nolifejim November 23, 2020


mcdonalds

mcdonalds makes almost every body who goes there obese.

mcdonalds makes me fat

by nolifejim November 23, 2020


barney

barney is a huge guy in a costume who pretends to be frendly. why there are always new kids you ask, barney eats them alive!!

barney ate my son

by nolifejim November 24, 2020


amoung us

amoung us is now the most addicting game ever. (i play also.)

sentence that says amoung us in it. there i did it.

by nolifejim November 23, 2020

7πŸ‘ 6πŸ‘Ž


diaper

they are literally portable shit collectors.

diaper in a sentence.

by nolifejim November 23, 2020


cat

a cat is a harry ninja that apparently has 9 lives. my cat ate my dog:(

jmal:"boiz, look itz a CAT!!"

by nolifejim November 23, 2020