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What you experience when, while laying a lip grip on your sweetie's lollypop, you get carried away and try to swallow it.
I couldn't get to sleep with all the lollygagging and other sex sounds coming my x-rated flatmate's room.
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To mind someone's cat/s while they're awayรขยยฆ present tense = kitty-sittingรขยยฆ past tense = cat-sat
Thanks for the invitation to join your yacht cruise to the Caribbean, but I promised I'd kitty-sit for my ex.
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A person who has an ass fixation
Every time I wore those pants, I'd get some Admiral of the Windward Passage trying to make eye-contact.
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To abstain from eating fast foods.
He disenfranchised and started eating healthy 30 days and 15 pounds ago.
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The acknowledgement of an accusation, or a point made by someone you consider to be a douche bag.
Accented E: pronounced dew/shay
Teacher: "It's no wonder that we don't communicate, when your grammar is incomprehensible."
Student: "Douchรยฉ."
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That's for me to know and you to FUCK OFF....or 'find out', if one's a Mormon or SST some such thing.
Q: Have you ever slept with another girl?
A: TFMKYFO.
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One whose job it is to paint the signs on exit doors.
In order for the church to pass fire inspection, they had to bring in an exitstencilist.
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