Tearible

So terrible that you wanna tear up.

Zara: *sobs* That's a tearible design Versace, what were you thinking? *sobs*

Versace: Why does Gucci get a pass then?

Zara: Because o-

Gucci: Gucci Gang Gucci Gang Gucci Gang Gucci Gang Gucci Gang Gucci Gang Gucci Gang

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English

A language Samuel L. Jackson speaks.

"English Motherfucker! Do You Speak It!?"

Or as Samuel L. Jackson would say in Kingsman: The Secret Service:

"Englis Motherfucker! Do You Speak Ith?"

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Google Punch

The knockout blow to win a nerd-off where you use Google to put people in their place...for a couple of seconds until everyone forgets about it.

Julie: Yahoo! I just Google Punched you, you asshole!

Linda: Well turns out you're wrong and you're getting Bing punted for this!

Julie: Woah! Wrong?! Well I've Ask Jeeves about it!

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Checkered Shirt

Also known as tablecloth or ironing cloth in South Asia, especially Pakistan. Repurposed as a cleaning tool after wear and tear.

Super: Hey Mom, I'm going out. How does this checkered shirt look?

Supermom: It looks good son, but it has some curry on it. And how are we going to eat now?

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Inshallah

The muslim way of saying no or never.

Bae: Are you sure you're going to marry me? We've already done it all.

Nae: Inshallah, I will!

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Hufflepuffed

When you outsmoke your dealer, but now you got one puff of the magic grass to huffle.

Harry: Wooooah Ron! You really hufflepuffed Hedwig? I'm hufflin' from just one puff!

Ron: Oh my god Harry, did I?! Blimey! Hedwig pass me some peppermint toads to get sober :(

Hedwig: Whadafak you guys! I'm just an owl B-<

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brothel

Where paying for sex is a short term transaction rather than a long term soul-consuming commitment.

John: Let's go to the brothel I got my first pay check!

Oliver: I'm your dad son; this is not okay!

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