Milk

Abbreviation for mother in law: Mom I'd Like To Kill

Oh look, there comes MILK again. Milk will likely unload a mouthful of unsolicited advice and I told you so's.

freecock

Verb: Behavior exhibited by recently divorced men that are not heartbroken. Typically involves loads of sex and the discovery or rediscovery of online dating apps. A man that has freed his cock from monogamy. Means he is getting a lot of sex from different women with no emotional attachment. Freecocking males typically do their best to keep their dicks wet 24/7.
Noun: Man that is very promiscuous as a result of unemotional divorce.

Floyd is freecocking.

Mike is a freecock