nosterbater

a person who has been caught masterbating in your bed, the person's last name must be noster.

guy 1: what the fuck are you doing? i can't believe ur jacking off in my bed!
noster: i am gay.
guy 1: no shit! i told you to stop nosterbating in my bed!
noster: actually, the definition of nosterbating includes doing it in your bed, so you are just re-afirming it.
guy 1: so stop jacking off, just because you are talking doesn't mean you can still masterbate in my bed!
noster: sorry, just let me finish.

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hardrive

one of the most powerful beings known to mankind. it is very rarely seen on its knees.

Here's the plan, Hardrive get on your knees!

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cloakboy

a person who holds the world record for wrestling the most naked men at one time. ledgend says he camped for actors in a gay porno and he wrestled them when he got too turned on to keep camping.

Guy 1: Hey, are you ready for wrestling practice?
Guy 2: I'm not gay!
Guy 1: Oh, my mistake, i thought u were cloakboy; the person who holds the world record for wrestling the most naked men at one time.
Guy 2: Nope. I am not cloakboy/a wrestler.

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