Jake Paul

Jake Paul is a noun. Jake Paul is a mysterious abdominal creature that is believed to be from a galaxy deep in the universe that is called "Bitches from America". Little information is known about this one manned species.

"Fuck mom, get out of this store before we get the Paul disease, JAKE FUCKING PAUL IS IN THIS STORE."
"Shit, we gotta get out."
"He is probably buying some alien shit to possess us humans."
"Run, it's Jake Paul!"

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Mobile Game Ads

Mobile Game Ads are ads that you get for mobile games that have a stupid ass caption on the top that sounds like a fucking youtube title for an Ali A video and gameplay of someone sucking ass at that game. No mobile game ad goes without that format, or else it is not considered an ad.

"These fucking mobile game ads are making me want to rot in hell. They don't even make sense. Fuck this shit."
-smashes phone-

Brave Wilderness

Brave Wilderness is a great channel on YouTube that grows rapidly. They focus on animals. You can often see their videos on the trending page of YouTube (if YouTube wants to be nice to them). I would recommend watching BW cause they are one of the only people on YouTube who doesn't clickbait, who aren't money hungry, and who appreciate their fans. And it is actually pretty interesting.

Josh: Hey bro, do you watch BW?
Albert: No.
Josh: *kills albert*
Brave Wilderness: 10/10 best

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Sis, Ma’am, Lady Friend

A compassionate woman. She is kind, generous, brave, dedicated, cheerful, gorgeous, sympathetic, empathetic, lively, fun, and strong. She will listen to your thoughts and feelings. She will help you when you need help most. She will be your support system. She will reassure you that you are better then you think you are. She cannot stand when others are sad. She spreads happiness, peace, and fun. She is the life of the party. She brings a smile to everyone’s face. If you see this girl, you will be speechless. Communicating with her gives the most peaceful and heartwarming feeling. A human doesn’t get much better then her.

“Is she nice?”
“Yes, in fact she is a Sis, Ma’am, Lady Friend.”

Shrek

shrek is god and president of all countries in the entire world. bow to Shrek or you will be imprisoned. you must praise shrek from any picture/video you see of him. You must do an egyption bow. you must support shrek in anything he does and all of his decisions

*sees shrek* OMG SHREEEKKKKK *bows*

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low, slow & easy

Low, slow & easy is a saying for pilots to say in FSX when preparing for an emergency landing that contains an impact into a ground that is not a runway. Stay low, go slow, and take it easy.

Pilot: We are going to pull a Sully Sullenburger, we are landing in the Salt Lake.
Background Pilot: Low, slow & easy.