chod

in "the language" chod is a shortened version of dick or chode. a short fattened penis

suck a chod!

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can ya dig

Translation for the Whitees "Do you understand"

Background: American Idol Reject LEROY

I'm from the Derrty Soufff can you dig

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garmonbozia

one of the best fuckin bands ever!

dude, did you get your garmonbozia LP?

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albuterol

Thing to get high on but disguised as medicine for asthmatics...

Dude, hook me up with some albuterol!!!

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sandbaggin

Verb: When a girl with saggy titties is without a bra.

You see that girl over there sandbaggin it?

She know her titties droopy, she know she sandbaggin

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sex

sex is like math: you add the bed, subtract the clothes, divide the legs and pray you dont multiply!

Dude 1: I looooooove math!
Dude 2: No shit so do I dude!

Math geek 1 (wispers to another math geek): I thought they hated math...their always complaining about the homework...
Other math geek: (nods in agreement)We're the real math lovers.

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wardriving

the practice of people driving around cities looking for insecure wireless networks

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