Lauren

A Lauren is someone who means the world to you, she is a clumsy, hilarious, cute, and very self-conscious girl. But she always has a smile on her face even when she is under the weather she will put on a fake one. A Lauren is someone you must keep in your life. If you have one you are a very lucky person.

Person 1: I'm kinda jealous of you Lauren, you're so pretty and smart.

Lauren: Really? I never feel like it, but thanks!

pineapple fluff

A fluffy creamy sweet dessert that your grammy makes but has yet to tell you the recipe. All i know is that it has cream cheese, pineapple, pudding mix, and whipped cream; i only know these bcuz she has let it slip.

Me-Hey grammy what are you making for potluck?
Grammy-pineapple fluff
Me-YAAAAAASS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

B. I. T. C. H.

Black Widow. Iron man. Thor. Captain America. Hulk.

Black Widow. Iron man. Thor. Captain America. Hulk. And together they are… B. I. T. C. H.

Photomath

if you are a parent trying to find what your kid is talking about. fuck off. im not snitching.

no. just no. photomath but only cuz i have to include the word. NO!

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quon

the shape of a cats pupil after they have been rejected.

Wow Noah, your cat just rejected mine through facetime. Now his pupils are quon.

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