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the spiderman

(verb) the act of collecting insects (preferably spiders) and putting them into a jar which will then be presented to the your sex partner after ejaculating (anywhere you choose) and then dumping the jar of spiders on the impact zone, then jumping around her/him saying “thwip”

person 1 : I cant belive my boyfriend came on my face and them dumped A WHOLE JAR of spiders on my face and then jumped around the bed pretending to be spider man!
person 2: Oh you didnt know? thats actually CALLED the spiderman, I wish MY boy friend would do that to me!