Jerk Finger

The cramp someone gets in their index finger from Jerking off too much.

Jack: (Jerkin off) -AH! Jerk Finger!!!

Angry Chair

Angry Chair: a Song from the 1992 Alice in Chains Studio Album "Dirt"

"Sitting on an Angry Chair, Angry Walls that steal the Air..."

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Mailfag

A contemptuous term used for a Mailman that one typically despises.
Oftentimes, the Mailfag in question is one with a history of a shitty personality, or abusive actions.
Good contenders for Mailfaggotry are drunkards, woman beaters, cheaters, etc.

Mailfag's here!

Misandrist

The proper terminology for a Feminist.

A feminist is a misandrist beneath layers of thick fat

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SMFGO

"Shitting my fucking guts out"

When one is defecating violently, whether it be through dysentery, IBS, Del Taco, etc.

Billiam: Hey you going to the Lakers game tonight?

Theodore: Ain't doing too hot, man. SMFGO

Order 666

Not to be confused with Order 66, Order 666 is a contingency order for the Grand Army of the Republic, wherein all Clone Units are instructed to drag out the Amp and start blasting Metal like no tomorrow.

Palpatine: Execute Order 666
Clone Commander: With Pleasure, Sir.
SLAYER INTENSIFIES

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Jizzmobile

Similar to Jerkmobile, a Jizzmobile is a Vehicle where a subject carelessly and sometime furiously masturbates in.
The difference between the two is that a Jerkmobile is far cleaner, as the wanker is more careful and actually cleans up after himself. A Jizzmobile on the other hand, shows clear evidence of the owner's masturbatory nature, as there are rags, T-Shirts and Cum Stains everywhere. It's best to stay away from a Jizzmobile if possible.

Rick: Hey, Jake?

Jake: Yeah?

Rick: You're drunk. I'll drive you home.

Jake: No way, man! Your Car's a real fuckin' Jizzmobile.

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