person who goes on Twitter, or talks about said activity
get a life and stop being a complete twatter
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wanking at work, usually in a storeroom
hey Jack are you still in that storeroom?
won't be much longer hank, just doing a quick bit of stocktaking
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closet nazi, frustrated fascist, redneck without a gun
why is that guy angry about everything? I think he'd kill us all, but fortunately, its all mind kampf with him, the dickhead
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christ alive, have you got breakfast cereal on your eye-lids?
no way, it's just some eye crunk
well go and clean it off, FFS
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