Will Miles

A Will Miles is someone that is commonly known as a "wet lettuce" as someone with the inability to stick up for themselves and often being found under the thumb of any slightly stronger person (basically everyone)

Someone who enjoys tongue punching James Pollit's in the fart box

A Will Miles is someone who shits in the loo and picks it up to have a look.

That dude is a total Will Miles or "Don't make me go all Will Miles on your arse"