GL

n. Short for Girl Love or Girl Lover, refers to an adult male or female pedophile (not to be confused with rapist, sexual predator or child molestor) that is emotionally and sexually attracted to, and has the ability to form passionate, loving relationships with pre-pubescent girls. Although relatiponships are unlikely to happen because of society's harsh view on pedophilia and the social bias that says all pedophiles are ruthless rapists who could care less about a child's safety or welfare. Rarely do these pedophiles have sex with a child because they actually care for the child's well being and are aware of the law and persecution that would likely follow if such an act were to take place. This can cause seclusion which can lead to disorders, social phobias, and 12chan use. While others manage to cope with it and live normal lives.

Pedo #1: Why the fuck is there a NAMBLA and not a NAMGLA?
Pedo #2: I don't know man, good question.
Average MSNBC watching citizen #1: GTFO you sick child rapists, you'll all be v& before you can say "Gary Glitter".
Average MSNBC watching citizen #2: Yeah, you're all going to get Hansen'd.
Soccer Mom #1: I am reporting your IPs to local authorities and Perverted Justice.
Pedo #1: lol, i'm using tor, you fat cunt.

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