n7!

code for i love you, if you look at it upside down it is iLu.

boy: how r u doing?
girl: n7!
boy: wut?
girl: oh nothing, not too bad, u?

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Nice hand

In the world of Poker...
A lot of people think "nice hand" means well played. But they would say well played if they meant well played. "Nice hand" actually refers to the player relying on nothing but their hand to win the pot. Referring to the outcome as pure luck and not their skills that won him the pot.

In Texas Holdem

flop, turn and river goes: 10, 3, 3, 2, 7

Player 1: shows 10,10 -full house

Player 2: shows 3,3 -4 of a kind

Player 1 goes "SHIT nice hand"

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^9K

IT'S OVER 9000!!!!

Vegeta says his power level is ^9K

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divelag

After playing facebook's diveman too long and then switching to jetman, the controls mess u up the first couple times.

Player #1: Uhg, i couldnt beat your challenge on jetman cus im suffering from divelag!
Player #2: HAHA! sucka!