Perroquetphobia is the fear of french speaking parrots
Person with perroquetphobia: hello parrot do you speak french?
Parrot:Oui
Person with perroquetpgobia: AHHHHHHHHH!
The fear of a praying mantis riding a duck.
Man 1: oh no! that mantis is above that duck I hope it does not jump on the duck and start riding him I have xerdiwphobia!
Man 2: Why are you randomly yelling that out loud?