Reece Phan

Yes. a really handsome motherF*cker that will not hesitate to kick your ass so hard your balls fall off. He will also not hesitate to shoot you in the foot with a Barrett M82. During laser tag, I recommend staying away from a Reece Phan. He will Spawn-Campt the MOTHERF*CKEN SH*T LICKIN TURD out of you. He will chase you around the entire course regardless if you are wearing a t-shirt or ghillie suit, HE, WILL, FIND, YOU!

sheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeesh that Reece Phan is handsome

Khov’s Gambit

A gambit which involves placing the queen parallel to the white king. This enables an illegal move to be played ,(e8 - e5) countering the 3rd turn to the kings pawn opening/4 move checkmate resulting in a hilarious outcome.

“Queen h5.” -white

“G6.” -black
“Queen takes e5, check.” -white

“Queen takes e5, khov’s gambit.” -black

“Q- wait, what?” -white