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Ryan

Someone who will brag about going to the invention convention for an idea he got from a movie. A man who will leave work early because he has a wife and two kids but will leave them alone so that he can go lose 10k in a poker game. Someone who will get mad at you if you say someone else is your best friend over him. A man who will ignore you or walk away from you when talking to him. He will call you dumb and tell you that your opinion is wrong and hang up the phone when you are arguing and make a good point back to him. He will drive home before eating his Taco Bell even though that’s a meal you must enjoy immediately. He will make a joke and when you do not laugh at his bad humor he will start fake laughing to make you feel like you have to laugh back.

Example 1:
“Wow, you’re not doing too good in poker tonight.”
“Yeah I think I’m just gonna pull a Ryan.”

Example 2:
“Did you just leave that conversation because someone made a good opposing argument? Wooooow, don’t be a Ryan!”

by not-a-ryan June 9, 2022


Ryan

Someone who will brag about going to the invention convention for an idea that he got from a movie. He will leave work early because he has a wife and two kids but will leave them alone so that he can go lose 10k in a poker game. Someone who will get mad at you if you say someone else is your best friend over him. A man who will ignore you or walk away from you when talking to him. He will call you dumb and tell you that your opinion is wrong and hang up the phone when you are arguing and make a good opposing point. Ryan will drive home before eating his Taco Bell even though food like that must be enjoyed immediately. A Ryan will send you a thousand reels on Instagram.

Example 1:
“You’re not doing too well in poker tonight.”
“Yeah, I think I’m just going to pull a Ryan.”

Example 2:
“You’re just going to walk away from the conversation because someone made a good opposing argument? Wooooow, don’t be a Ryan!”

by not-a-ryan June 9, 2022