Catherine

A weird one -- but in a totally normal way! If you think frequently talking about cannibalism is normal. Talks a lot, often too much. "If I don't say things, I die!" It's all interesting stuff tho. Can have a conversation with herself but prefers to speak to people. Is always hungry despite having just eaten a full meal. Would love if you complimented her sleek triceps even if they're not very poppin' that day. Stills listens to Despacito. Smells like an angel except a few hours after consuming onion rings. Lights up when you want to drink tea with her (she loves tea and even more so when sipping it with someone). Has lots of pictures of dogs on her phone that are not her own. Believes frogs are the enemy (they are). Wishes spiders wouldn't run away from her; she just wants to play. Loves giving compliments and making her friends feel nice. Dreams of marble countertops. Her grandma thinks she's delightful!!!

You've nearly finished that bag of Funyuns, Catherine. Hope you're not sharing a bed with anyone tonight!