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knobcheese

What? No VIZ readers posting to this site?
Knobcheese = smegma
If you don't know what that is, visit a REAL dictionary, you bell-end fuckwit.

I'm hungry - is there anything to eat?

KNOBCHEESE!!

by notapaki August 10, 2003

25πŸ‘ 22πŸ‘Ž


terrorism

Disagreement with governing establishment. Was popular in USA in 1960's and early 70's in respect of "peace keeping" initiatives in Vietnam. Unfortunately, US dissenters didn't have conviviction in their beliefs to do more than wave flags and shout slogans. Many other cultures are prepared to make violent, destructive protests to imperialist dominance that disgusts them. Now considered an offence worthy of termination with extreme prejudice by US government that clearly has the right to dictate standards of behaviour and culture to everyone else alive in the world.

We will rid the world of terrorism. Well, except for Europe, Africa, Asia, South America, the Middle East and the Pacific Rim. But if we achieve this, it'll keep us clear for another 20-30 years. However, we will declare war with no reason (I.E. No hostile actions) on any fucking sandnigger that threatens our oil supply.
From the "State of the nation as I really believe it" G. W. Bush, leader of the free world (IQ 67).

by notapaki August 7, 2003

10πŸ‘ 22πŸ‘Ž


fock

Fock off, you Oirish cont!!!

Fockin focker's focking focked.

by notapaki September 2, 2003

34πŸ‘ 43πŸ‘Ž


fat cunt

Me, since I started drinking too much beer.

(looks in mirror) Oh fuck, I'm a fucking fat cunt!

by notapaki August 10, 2003

464πŸ‘ 171πŸ‘Ž


minge

Not the slice itself, but the map of Tasmania. In certain cases, grows out of control and gets into places you don't need it to inhabit.

Gross minge. I'll be flossing with pubes for weeks!

by notapaki August 27, 2003

102πŸ‘ 97πŸ‘Ž


tie one on

Indulge in consumption of alcoholic beverages; probably until physical impairment sets in.

I got sacked today - fuck it, I'm gonna tie one on

by notapaki August 10, 2003

46πŸ‘ 34πŸ‘Ž


twat

Depends on context. Either, admiration of an attractive woman or denigration of an unfavoured female...or an honest description of a romantic encounter. Finally, Victoria Adams' husband.

1. Oooh, that's tasty looking twat.
2. I wouldn't touch her twat with yours!
3. Yeah,I butchered her twat last night.
4. Beckham? Talentless, overrated twat!!

by notapaki August 20, 2003

56πŸ‘ 55πŸ‘Ž