abraham and turkey sandwich lincoln

what have you done

Guy: abraham and turkey sandwich lincoln
Cashier: Sir this is a McDonalds.

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Rawblocks

Apparently the perfect pronunciation of "Roblox" according to news anchors

"And now, a popular game on the Internet, Rawblocks"
"what the hell"

Rawblocks

how did you pronouce Roblox this way

Look at that news anchor, he pronounced Roblox as Rawblocks!

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1850

A random number

bro why did you search 1850 how bored are you

do you know the muffin man

no

"do you know the muffin man?"
"no, i actually don't-"
"the muffin man, the muffin man"
"please sto-"
"who lives on Drury Lane"

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help

no

"help"
"no"

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extended warranty

i would like to speak to you about your car's extended warranty

"hi i would like to speak about your car's extended warranty"

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