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rbreach

roblox game where you either spawn in as a regular MTF unit and get blown up by SCPs, go have fun causing minor terrorism as an SCP, or have a cold war in SCP-914 as a foundation or class-d

"hey wanna play rBreach?"
"sure man, just for the nostalgia"

by notarealperson111 January 13, 2021


abraham and turkey sandwich lincoln

what have you done

Guy: abraham and turkey sandwich lincoln
Cashier: Sir this is a McDonalds.

by notarealperson111 December 8, 2020

9πŸ‘ 1πŸ‘Ž


George Washingmachine

no.
just no.

George Washingmachine was the first president of the washing machine club

by notarealperson111 December 14, 2020

4πŸ‘ 1πŸ‘Ž


Moyang

Apparently the correct pronunciation for "Mojang"

"Mojang created Minecraft"
"No, it's Moyang you stupid idiot"

by notarealperson111 January 2, 2021

4πŸ‘ 1πŸ‘Ž


but if you close your eyes

does it almost feel like nothing changed at all?

but if you close your eyes,
does it almost feel like nothing changed at all,

and if you close your eyes,

by notarealperson111 January 14, 2021

28πŸ‘ 1πŸ‘Ž


8/12

The great competitor of 7/11.

Person 1: Wanna go to 7/11?
Person 2: Nah, I'm going to 8/12 instead
Person 1: Oh okay

by notarealperson111 December 8, 2020

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Krusty Krab

Patrick

"Patrick is the Krusty Krab"

by notarealperson111 December 21, 2020

4πŸ‘ 1πŸ‘Ž