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You were expecting a genuine definition of lol? Well, you get a BFDI reference instead!
"Villager number 14 is on the scene."
*insert theme here* villager news
What would happen if Greg Heffley was named after a body function.
"Yo ima take a Greg!"
The year it's going to get worse
"It can't possibly get any worse, 2020 and 2021 is already a pain! I hope 2022 is better..."
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Fat old teleporting man which breaks into houses via the chimney (who knows how in apartments), steals cookies and milk and leaves behind boxes wrapped in paper
"Who's Santa Claus?"
"Oh, he breaks into houses on Christmas and leaves behind presents"
Top 10 weapons too dangerous that they're illegal in all countries
"Sir you got shot by a criminal"
*shows uno reverse card*
"Yeah, I shot that guy so hard- WHAT THE"
The enemy of Local Man, does really casual stuff
"Express Man does normal stuff, wow we have a slow news day"