Psychiatry

For the first time officially confirmed as an existing word by Ellen DeGeneres ever since Liam Payne (1/5 from One Direction) mentioned it in an 'Ellen'-show in 2014. Possibly also made up by Liam himself, sources aren't sure yet.

Ellen: "Psychiatry?"

Liam: "Don't think that's a word, I think I made that up."

Ellen: "Yeah, no, psychiatry is a word."

Hiatus

A taboo word for Directioners, because it reminds them of the fact that the boys' (One Direction's) math skills are terrible.

The most infamous H-I-A-T-U-S of all times was originally supposed to last 18 months (which by recent resource has proven to actually be 7 years and counting).

However, Directioners are not losing hope (and probably never will) that One Direction will eventually reunite in one way or another. It wouldn't even surprise this writer if they'd still expect a reunion when they already passed on to heaven (the boys are occasionally referred to as gods for a reason).

Harry: "So we all agree that we're NOT going on a break, but on a hiatus?"
Liam: "Yes, 'hiatus' has a completely different meaning than a break. And we're no doubt coming back!"
Niall: "Agreed. But how long will our hiatus last, tho?"
Louis *counting on fingers*: "According to my calculations, it should last about 18 months."
Liam: "You sure about that? You once said 36+6 is 38..."
Louis: "And you once thought Japan is close to Australia, so what's your point?"
Niall: "Touché."
Harry: "Okay, an 18 month hiatus it is. Now who's gonna tell the fans?"

louistomlinsonsexual

Someone is louistomlinsonsexual if they only fall for Louis Tomlinson. Also applied to those who are not attracted to men in general, with Louis Tomlinson as their only exeption.

"Straight" men like to put 'no homo' with their praises of Louis Tomlinson, to convince themselves and others of their sexuality, since Louis might have them questioning it.

Man on Twitter: "I'm marrying a woman at the end of the year. However, Louie Tomlinson might have me questioning my sexuality. Handsome fucker."

Other man: "No homo but I'd bottom for Louis Tomlinson"

Another man amongst many: "i'm not gay... but @louistomlinson would be the only exception"

Last man (of the trizillion) I'll put here: "You would be lying if you said you didn't find Louis Tomlinson attractive though, I'm not gay but seriously"

*Used in a sentence*
Me: "see? These men are all louistomlinsonsexual"