Dirty Ptolemy

When you are standing in the mirror and take a photo of yourself completely naked grinning and cover your genitals with a vinegar bottle.

person 1 - “did you see his recent post...he was ‘dirty ptolemying’”
person 2 - “no way! i’ve never done a ‘dirty ptolemy”

person 1 - “you should try it, you get a lot of clout”

Nash

boys with the name Nash are usually man whores / maleskets and continuously deny it despite the fact there is a lot of evidence towards it including there high unconfirmed body count They always have to be right and are stubborn when someone claims they are incorrect they also tend to have an unhealthy obsession for cars and ride a bike they claim they aren’t pussys and are big men however are too scared to do a lot of things so therefore no one believes them when they deny pussyness however ‘nashs’ also have a lot of good qualities such as funny and can joke around but also be serious when need be, they are also respectful, responsible and a little retarded.

person 1 : ‘i had an argument with nash earlier’
person 2 : ‘oh really who won?’
person 1 : ‘me ofc but he insisted he was’
person 3 : ‘oh what was it about’

person 1 : ‘georgia’s party’