She-rection

A female erection, no, not a chick with a dick - kind of like a sudden attack of the horn.

Every time he leans over my desk i get an instant she-rection.

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Roomnesia

When you walk into a room and completely forget what you came in for.

I got to the kitchen and Roomnesia struck again.

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