mustache

A woman that a homosexual man marries or dates to disguise the fact that he is in fact a homosexual.

Andy : Hey Matt, did you see that chick Evan was making out with last night?
Matt : Yeah. What's up with that, yo?
Duncan : Mustache.
Andy : Oh.
Matt : On.

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brotrimony

a longtime friendship that started off as a bromance but has started to grow stale & repetitive. either or both parties of the bromance have started to take the other for granted & will assume that the other will "always be there" even though you've done nothing but go to the movies, ordered food, played videogames or picked on each others faults & insecurities for the last few months. paranoia and jealousy may arise if either party starts courting a new possible match for bromance.

ryan and duncan's bromance lasted for about 8 years before it turned into a sort of brotrimony. last night the three of us were hanging out and all pat could do was critique duncan's inability to touch any public doorknobs or salt shakers. duncan was later asked me how he could have wasted nearly a decade with him & wondered if i wanted to hang out next tuesday which is typically their game night.

South Shore Cud

A piece of chewing gum that someone keeps safe in the side of their mouth for later chewing. This is fairly standard for people living in the South Shore, Massachusetts.

Sarah's been chewing that same piece of gum for 7 hours; she's a fairly well experienced South Shore cud woman.

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Binder

A gathering of 3 or more chicks in one place.

Whenever Kevin sang he always collected a binder of women.

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poop on popcorn

When (typically after a heavy night of binge drinking) dumps a cannister full of holiday popcorn into the toilet and finds themselves tickled by the muse of pooping on popcorn. This may or may not be followed by taking a photograph of the poop on popcorn for posterity and to make your girlfriend/wife vomit on the spot.

Duncan was certainly drunk when he dumped a huge can of popcorn into the toilet and pooed on it. I always wondered what poop on popcorn would look like, and now I know.

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