one da fool

someone who is disconnected from tribal / hunter style living who orders food on a daily basis in the style of homer Simpson

Customer: "Uhhhh, Ill get one **** and One **** and one more **** oh no add one ***"
Order taker: "One da fool sir, your order total is ****"

Twat

Someone who adds a definition to Urban Dictionary for the primary reason of thinking the meaning they are assigning to a word is legitimate on a carbon usage basis.

"Oh yeah, my buddy gremlin is a proper TWAT!" said Aquarius
"Shut up you oxymoron TWAT" said Antisepsis

*a carbon echochamber appeared"